Louie Guy Photo

2006-10-04T00:25:00.000-04:00

NEW BLOG FEATURE: Featuring new on my blog are video clips that take you First hand into the moment I am looking at, using up to date videological phototechnicalogeographic software. if they take a few moments to load, get a better computer.
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THE WEDDING OF JESSICA, AND JEREMY IN ATLANTA
To be brief, almost all the players here are what I would consider second family. colorado friends the Cobb's,
and their loved ones and boyfriends who became my friends vicariously by meeting me. I was Generously invited by S and J Cobb (their names will remain anonymous to protect their status as americans) to Jessica's wedding the trip was filled with fun excitement ice-cream, pools, fried green tomatoes, and sea-creatures.

THE ATLANTA SEAQUARIUM-
The Fifth coolest place on earth to go for a walk.

Then to a Plane he went.

2006-04-06T17:57:00.000-04:00

When I woke up this morning the sun was shining on my head, and the sky was blue, not rainy not grey. Where have I been, What have I been up to, I haven't made a posting since january??, thats F***ed up. That would make it seem like I haven't been anywhere. but then I'd be pulling your leg, because as usual I've been everywhere and a half. and far so much has happened that you are going to spend the next two weeks looking at one fluid posting of everything between January and Septmber. so get ready. here we go.

PASS-OVER

The woman who runs the show, My mom Sheila says a prayer, and gives thanks to the everything.

My dad Jefffrey, looks good in a yamaka, and shortens the passover ceremony a little bit more every year. mmmm food

Beef Brisket, Sweet Yams, Kasha Varnishkus, Stuffed Cabbage. the best you ever tasted.

Sheila Photographs Painter- Mark Beard I assist with Robert Wright the assistant that most resembles Kevin Beacon

On the way home I find that not only is there no more art store in williamsburg but that someone forgot to pick up the dead pidgeon out front and it now acts as an anthill. for those of you that are squeamish... get some balls pussies.

DAVID BLANE

"oooohh yo I think he's gonna do it!!

Almost did it davey! 8:20 - He had some balls on him, at least he's in a tank in the middle of lincoln square, your just sitting there eating chicken fingers. It's not his fault the company that pays his rent makes him commercial. It's our fault for loving gossip.

BACK TO LA:
an all expense paid trip for Orion's spring break to see his busy dad at work. I was the babysitter. hotel room at the Mondrian, free meals, a car, and a chance to see the nieces and nephews, meet my brothers new girlfriend, maybe see some old high school buddies, and go to universal studios. what could better? absolutely nothing.

13th floor mondrian

Our car the Ford Focus really did drive great.

Me and my neice Parker

My nephews Orion and Harrison

Andrea. Ravens Girlfriend

Oh and did I mention we met Jack Sparrow himself, the real one too. but we didn't tip him. oops.

10 second exposure of the Hollywood hills.

WELCOME TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS LA/ COURTESY OF BROTHER/CREATOR OF ABC SMASH HIT: SIX DEGREES.

Anyone who ever saw Back to the Future II would know about the siccist most illy pop doodah fresh things to ever grace the silver screen of out eyes, the original levitational, magicalistical, hoverboards. (sigh) you can't even remenisce with out wanting one.

Waterworld stunt show- cheezy but worth it.

Fear factor live, with a not Joe Rogan guy and scorpions on a lady's head.

Few will understand the irony of this photo, but if you know John, or know his father this will make sense. Look close enough you might get it.

California Science Center

Photgraphing Mr.Chow

25th Birthday dinner, compliments of the Generous Mr&Mrs.Chow.

Hand model for Maryly Minter.

Thanks to this girl, Stephanie Porto Hall, and Lucy

I really feel bad for this guy, it's purgatory,

Nakey swim

on a very sad day X-Ray Metzner passed away.
R.I.P- 03/06/2006

Rest in piece in kitty heaven .
till next posting fellas.

2006-01-20T16:43:00.000-05:00

Chile, January 2006.
24 hours, in the air, in a tin can. restless and impatient. As we get close, I see morning mists parting to reveal, hidden civilizations. I will never witness them in person, because I go where this plane is taking me. far far away from home.
The adventure had just begun. You see in this place, every step you take, every mile you drive, the enviornment morphs and changes almost like it's playing a game with you. showing you every enviornment known to man, a few miles at a time.

This is the town of San Pedro de Atacama, this is chilean SOHO right here. fer serious.

This is Valle De Luna- Valley Of the Moon, because it's the closest enviornment to the moon that earth has.
and it's where they test fancy prototype cars. and windsail.

On a Salt Flat in the Desert, nothing survives, nothing thrives, only the Crystalization of salt in a growing bacterial mass. Desolate Creativity

Flamingoes though, feed on bacteria, and live here in this shit.

Over 2,000 active Volcanoes in the Atacama Desert, here are a few of them. With grand spanning landscapes.

MOMS.

This is a place they call Hot-Springs. for Obvious reasons.

HOWDY HO!

yep LLAMAS!

if you look hard enough you can see the ants carrying larvae.

Home again, Home again, Jiggety Jig.

2005-12-13T01:01:00.000-05:00

Ladies and gentlemen at this time I must apologise, I believe my my countenancce was quite taken by an the most peculiar and notebaly exciting novel of icredible proportions, and at the time I was under it's servere influence, i could not inform you on my latest endeavors in the field of photography. In apology i hope you will accept some particulars on my travels to the wild rainforests of Mexico, a trip into the vast lanscape of the southern continent of Chile, a look at an reclusive piece winters kiss on earth. as well as the demise of a creature I had come to know as X-ray. Enjoy and do forgive my upright laziness the field of sorcery is never withought it's dragons.

I break from the pack for a moment to find myself wandering up the coastline for an few hours time. a little grass rolled into a paper in my hands and my Holga and Canon at my sides. Up this far noone can hear you scream, especially with the sound of the ocean. so I decide to. I screamed louder and farther than I have in the past five years. And noone but the Jaguar tracking me with his gruesome eyes heard me.

The day breaks, tuna sandwiches and a coke in a glass with ice. Peaceful solitude. towards night I move toward experimentation. 15 second exposures in pitch black with nothing more than a flashlight. my favorite.

look at how strange this is. i beleive i was quite distured in the outcome.

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006

STARRING STOP, AND GO, WITH APPEARANCES BY YELLOW LIGHT

and home.

Yes there is more. Do not fret. There remains the account of the testing of the Russian Model Holga Camera, these you must wait a little longer for. Yet enjoy my next post as we visit Chile, the mysterious untouched southern continent.

2005-12-10T18:05:00.000-05:00

This new post, recaps the last four to six weeks of event's, Including Thanksgiving Radness. My trip to LA
and a few pictures of winter kissing the earth.

you'll only get this if you if you are family

HAHAHAHA weird right?!... yeah.. I know

ThanksGiving

Winter Kisses the Earth

BOOM!

And Lo' there beheld by his eye there would be a Golden City
Good night.

2005-11-01T22:41:00.000-05:00

This post is dedicated to the Trilogy of HALLOWEEN 2005
This is part 4, 5, and 6, and ten years from now I will post part 1, 2 and 3, with better special effects and cardboard acting. just kidding.
Thanks to the creative people of New York City for being so JAZZY. if not for you we would all be cell phones right now. really we would be them. enjoy.

It's my blog so I put myself first, so what!, Fuckers.

Two Face is unpleased with unruly Henchwoman. he flips for it.

Stella, Hot Cavegirl.

Wedding Crashers

FUCK OFF KITTY!! (no really, thats her name!)

These girl scouts had the raddest home-made Badges,
I'll give you a little close-up so you can see. it's a nasty world we live in. God bless it.

These two, an Australian and an Austrian Model which I had the balls to dance with, If you saw the one on the left's face you would Die!! litterally, I almost did. from a Hot Attack!! HAHA.

The Gangsta and I enjoyed a Kamikazi shot from a syringe and a pipe which I carried in my lapel, good start to a great night.

Ivy made me erase the one that you could see her in.

Death works as a food runner at Veracruz

This one speaks for itself.

she rocks, good show.

Popeye and Olive Oil, and yes those really are his limbs, I think it was the guy who was that weird tall alien in, Men In Black, and you know what? Maybe he was that alien from Close Encounters of the third kind at the end. Mysteries....

underage hippies and a Cultist.

Pretendo System, They rode on bikes. Crazy Hipsters....

This little critter had Bark for his Bite... He was mad at the world, and tried to bite off my finger.

Dude, yoo freekin' me Out homes!

pretty scary, all Asian Boy's at heart want to be Anime Catholic School Girls..

Emily's Butt in a mirror reflection.

Goya painting

EVA, and The Silver Ghost of Williamsburg.

Out of Control Girls Should NOT do Drugs. let that be a lesson..

I had the proper Authorities deal with it accordingly. Thanks Hot Cops.

Warriors!!

This Midget had Creativity, you know?

Natalie portman Came as a Sumo, we had Apple-tini's and a few laughs. she danced with Raven.

I do't know what's scarier, the Frightening Grimace of The Burger King Cow, or the fact that Pocahontas is milking him.

starman

complimentary sushi

scientists, the one in the middle, that's his real hair.

Beekepers, from space

Many Redskin at party.

Lara Croft and Indiana Jones seen Moonlighting.

What looks like harmless fun almost got me killed by a Yakuza, being the crafty Devil I am, I pretended i Didn't speak Engilsh and kept saying "Nice To Meet You"

Alyssa, I will never forget her name. She smelled of Elderberries in the Morn', of strawberry fields forever, you know?

Val Kilmer in desguise again, and I still Have beef.

Leelu from the fifth element

Too Cool For Life!

She's Wasabi!

AHAHAA!! P.A. FOR ME

I'm A Dark Angel, you got a problem with that?

I found waldo playing a game of pool.

LACHIAM!!

Whoa were totally strung out Pickpockets from the wrong side of the tracks!! Seen that costume before...

Colorado Pimp, www.JordanKlineman.com

Soooo many clockwork orange guys, every year... they should start a cult.

Morpheus, has NO Imagination but I couldn't help myself from taking it. although he did call me out on being Two face so he's got props.

It's cute when a family Participates in a satanic ritual all together

HULK SMASH!!!tm

Paper Majesty

I FOUND OSAMA!!!

This Little Puppy was so sad.

100% for a homemade costume.

Princess Jasmin

Dead Prom Queen

whatever this guy is it has to do with katrina.

I found these two conveniant store clerks in the bathroom of a 711

We partied in this Devils hotel room.

Gemini man and His henchman starman

Submissions: Always open!!!

These Photos courtesy of Denise and Bianca----------------

To Know Lloyd Dobler is to love Him, Halloween Is about to know Lloyd Dobler.

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This one is courtesy of Samantha

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These photos courtesy of Raven Metzner
Lil' Rocky.

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This photo Courtesy of Bettina Shwartz- BAT-BOY

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This photo Courtesy of Katie Ges.. Gesshelz... Gesserzeles..
ahhh! I can't spell it.

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This photo Courtesy of John Cromwell

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Louie Guy Photography

2005-10-02T04:33:00.000-04:00

My name is Louie Guy,
This B-word is dedicated to my photography until I can get off my ass and make a valid site. I'm a Gemini and this thusfar has rendered me far too impatient to wait.
There is a mix of 35mm and Digital,
I will try to update it with pictures as often as possible.
Enjoy the fruits of my eye.

These are two holograms from the Museum of Jurassic Technology in
Los Angeles, I higly Recommend going there if you are out there.

Spider in My Nike Dunks

I'm going to sleep...